day 14

reading 9:20-11:30
talking with Lanlan 13:00-15:00
work 15:30-16:30 19:30-22:30

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冷啊，阴雨绵绵，零度左右的天气已经好几天了，美国北部都被大雪埋没了...

饭前便后崇拜你～
饭后便前继续崇拜你～

讽刺，谩骂和诅咒

忽然想起这么一套词，觉得做帖子题目不赖，所以先写这儿，回头再添内容

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本人住的院子里常停着一辆黑色丰田跑车，车尾巴上贴着“極端速”三个汉字，估计车主是日本人。

最近见到了那车那字时忽然冒出邪恶念头，想给他改成“娘稀屁”。

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贝勒医学院的内部邮件网站采用牛B的微软webmail服务器，我也被勒令使用它，于是乎我等没钱购买windose的下等劳工也开始享受outlook带来的火星级便利了！资本主义好！！

webmail网址以ex开头，每每以F6跳到地址栏轻敲ex，webmail就变出来了；略有不爽的是，若中文输入法恰好开着，变出来的就成了“恶心”二字～

无奈凑巧，实属不幸；连哭带呕，以表歉意~

《三体》漏洞

《三体》《黑暗森林》（刘慈欣）是我非常喜欢的一部国产科幻小说。作者那超人般想象力构筑的世界和事件经常像电影般生动浮现在我眼前。但反复琢磨，还是会发现其中一些漏洞。看来大刘还是没能把情节设定得滴水不漏啊呵呵：

＊＊当史强一伙人敲定“古筝”计划，并大张旗鼓的在巴拿马运河布置“飞刃”来切伊斯文和他的“审判日号”时，三体人竟保持沉默，没有通知伊斯文。难道他被三体人抛弃了？

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＊＊同样，常伟思制作了陨石子弹，并隐秘地谋杀了航天部守旧派高官。他以这种极端方式把地球抵抗运动推向正确的方向。三体人肯定通过智子看到了，但却没捅出去。

谷歌，请不要退出中国

我对谷歌说 谷歌 请不要退出中国 中国人民是爱你的

谷歌说 再不退 就狗咬狗一嘴毛了

Tuzki for “兔斯基” for "TUZKI"

看了兔斯基和王卯卯的博客～都是同龄人，而且实在太羡慕人家能这么自如的用图画来表达自己（为啥咱好像就对画画一窍不通呢？）

TUZKI is the name of little rabbit created by Momo Wang, which enjoys astonishing popularity in Chinese Internet community. The author is an artist and works as a professional illustrator in Hong Kong. I'm so impressed by her ability to express herself freely via painting...

无题

咚了个咚咚呛！！老乡们，注意了，adug同学的博客....挪窝了！

目前地址是：http://blog.sina.com.cn/adugduzhou

基本上么，虽然还没什么内容，但个人*特色*已初露倪端，所谓``小荷才露尖尖脚，一坨鸟屎糊上头！''

不过还是很羡慕人家的那种满足感，咱什么时候也能那么呢？咱好像从来没那么过...以前听李宁老师说过（不是卖衣服的那个，是克隆牛的那个），人生是艰难的，即便是片刻的满足感也是奢侈的！当时哈哈傻笑来着，现在则是多么的同意他的灼见啊！曾经有过片刻的可供膨胀的空间，却被我当空气般视而不见，哎... 忍了～就让寂寞的空气包裹着我，拖着两条腿继续孤独的前行吧...

When serious industry gets absurd

今早adug同学推荐我看的...谷歌的技术精英们，天才般的整了个``谷鸽''。

“思想有多远，山寨就有多远”，google高举全民山寨的大旗，雷啊！！！

（...心想，这么牛X的鸽子一天得吃多少谷子呢？？）

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Or, when a bunch of absurd people control it..

Anyway, I like to be absurd. Occasionally, that is.

Gmail's bug!

I've been so busy recently, preparing for my visa appointment... Anyway, I'm still alive.

Here's a tiny *bug* I have discovered in our lovely Gmail:

I have been using the "planet & universe" theme for my Gmail, and it's really cool! ...except when there's no email in inbox where a weird Google Reader link is there:


But actually the words are there, and the font color is same as dark sky background!

My "portrait"

Some guy did a portrait for me, just because I didn't share an apple.
某人记恨我吃苹果时没给他分点儿，就在白板上给我画像。针对这种不道德行为，我在旁边进行了批示...

Someone now needs a blessing again~

... due to my manuscript is again awaiting decision after re-submission ... thank you!

... and thank you for your previous blessing, seemed that it works! :-)

Someone now needs a blessing

I just saw this. How breath-taking! ... haha

就等编辑大人的决定了，真是有点令人紧张啊哈哈哈~~

EasyGO got new announcements on April fool's day

Dear user, I kindly announced a few changes and improvements to EasyGO, made on Apr 1st, 2008.... (no kidding, really~)

So how's your chirstmas, scientist?

Scientists are increasingly paying special attention to themselves.

This article, published on Nature, is a funny stuff dealing with serious issue among scientists in western world. The authors observed that more and more papers were
submitted on christmas eve (horrible~) and concluded that the scientists community are "collectively falling victim for publish-or-perish institutional cultural".

Moon Festival 中秋節快樂!

From Li Li with regards:

Everybody was saying greetings:
Of course, here's something so delicious, and essential for the day...

祝晓昕中秋快乐! (看到了吧?? 啊~~)

我絕望了:
紫霞離開了我，師傅又太嘮叨，牛魔王借我的錢又不還，好不容易買下了水簾洞又被菩薩惡意收購，還好可以上網，發個消息，祝二師弟中秋快樂！

我真得要^绝望^了! 自从晓昕去法国后我们都不能用汉语联系了,
他发给我的和我发给他的汉语邮件在对方电脑上全部乱码! 所以上面
这个中秋快乐的讯息暂且放在这里等他来看吧!

P.S, 类似的短信以前晓昕给我发过很多条, 没忘吧~ :)

终于知道Ajax怎么念了~~

This is about how to pronounce Ajax in Chinese, seems that following carton gives answer decades ago!
真是十分经典啊!

"50元一平米"

下午去土化楼复印社取明天Arabidopsis(小草)大会用的海报, 是用那种质量特棒的相纸印刷的. 复印社生意不错, 熙熙攘攘人挺多. 问老板娘多少钱, 老板娘就问我这海报多大尺寸.

我: 90X135厘米,

老板娘: 那你算一下, 0.9X1.35X50是多少?

我: 好...(扭头进屋找计算器)...50块钱一平米...

忽然, 我发现所有人都都停止了手上的活计, 扭头惊讶的盯着我! 一个坐在电脑前的女孩
停止了打字, 扭头眼泪汪汪的看着我, 问:

"哪儿?"



(本笑话纯属编造, 实乃震撼于中国大城市飞涨的房价也)