who needs F-35?

Lockheed Martin placed an ad on CNN to demonstrate/brandish their F-35

I first thought that they were trying to sell F-35 to consumers, as that's the place where I usually see a shaky jumpy bumpy grumpy Ford F-150.

Who needs these billion dollar machines that are still fueled by chemicals, when we already have far superior stuff swooping up there in the sky??

We need BLACK TRIANGLES!! Seriously.